wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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