Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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