I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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