so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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