Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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