quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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