U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
