This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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