We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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