Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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