Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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