That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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