Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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