fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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