Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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