I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize