Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Randomize
