Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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