It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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