I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He felt like a one man threesome
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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