Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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