I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize