can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
this hospital has no fireball
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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