Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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