Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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