party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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