ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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