It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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