"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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