we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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