She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
