Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I can tuck mytits in my pants
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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