a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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