Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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