It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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