No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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