I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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