Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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