I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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