i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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