The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Just high enough for therapy.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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