Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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