Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
