I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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