i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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