called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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