I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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