love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
There's even glitter on my cock...
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