I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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