he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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