Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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