We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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