question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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