Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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