I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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