You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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