I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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