So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
